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21st December 2005

Do you live near someone who goes overboard with their Christmas decorations. Well check out this bloke from, where else, America.

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17th December 2005

With Christmas fast approaching it's been a little busy at Hanna Towers. Not that I get too involved with decorations, presents and all that stuff. Personally I'm looking forward to a bit of peace over the Yuletide festivities. A bit of a break is good for the soul and a week is just about right because I tend to get bored after a few days of inactivity.

 

6th December 2005

George Best's funeral took place last Saturday and I must say it was very moving. The ceremony was entirely appropriate and mirrored George's immense contribution to football. George was the most gifted footballer of all time and also a very vunerable human being. His passing is mourned by all his many fans.

God bless you George.

George Best 1946 - 2005

 

26th November 2005

Take That have announced they are reforming (minus Robbie Williams) for a tour of Britain. Is it really ten years since they split up? I watched the documentary about them last week which showed all too clearly the pitfalls of stardom. I wish them well.

"Back For Good" media clip

 

25th November 2005

It's with great sadness that the news of the death of George Best was announced at lunchtime Friday 25th November 2005. George was my boyhood hero for a number of reasons. Firstly he was a football artist not just a great player but a man who took the game to a higher level, a level that marked him apart from ordinary professionals. George often played on pitches that were like cow fields compared to the billiard tables modern footballers enjoy. Imagine if he had played in today's era. George playing on today's surfaces together with the protection of modern refereeing would have been a wonder to behold.

When I was kid, George was in his heyday. In those days my pals and I played football at the local recreation ground. We always picked our hero's identity when we played. I'd always be George Best except when I was in goal when I'd be Pat Jennings. Being Irish and greatly admiring these two great Irish players meant I'd always take on their identities. Boys probably don't do this today but back then we went into our innocent boyhood fantasy world whenever we played. So I played as George Best against Bobby Charlton, Bobby Moore and Jimmy Greaves, even Pele turned up sometimes.

George once came to our school. He was filming a TV programme about football coaching. They had to keep the exact filming day a secret because the school would have been mobbed if the news had leaked out. The boys who were lucky enough to take part in the filming were totally in awe of George after they had met him. My mates told me he was a magical person and this was 1971 while George was at the height of his career.

George was and still is my hero. I'm forty seven now but whenever I think of George I go back to my childhood. To me he was the greatest player to have ever played. George was a complete player. He could use his right foot, left foot, he was good in the air and he could tackle hard too. He was the complete, finished product and he did everything with cheeky panache that left his opponents shaking their heads in disbelief. If you ever want to know why George was such a genius watch his goal against Benfica in the 1968 European Cup final. In extra time, with the score still level, George received the ball ten yards outside Benfica's penalty area. He beats a defender and he's one on one with Benfica's goalkeeper. Most players would have side-footed the ball past the keeper but not George. With the European Cup in the balance he shimmies past the keeper to the left and calmy left-foots the ball into the net......unbelievable! Only George would have done that.

I'd like to offer my sincere sympathy to all George's family and friends.

BBC Tribute To George Best

 

14th November 2005

England pulled of the great escape on Saturday against Argentina, winning the game 3-2 after Michael Owen popped up to score two late goals. Argentina scored first but Rooney equalised soon after. The second half brought more drama as Argentina again went into the lead to make it 2-1.

Peter Crouch came off the bench and proved too much of a distraction for the Argentine defenders who were so busy watching the six foot seven inch striker that they allowed Owen to sneak in unchallenged to score the equaliser. With five minutes to go Owen scored the winner as Crouch fended off a defender. Although Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen scored England's goals, in my view Peter Crouch was the deciding factor.

A great game!

BBC Sport report

 

10th November 2005

Tony Blair has been totally humiliated over the Terrorism Bill which was defeated by 322 votes to 291. This Bill would have allowed anyone to be detained for 90 days without trial and as such was more than most M.P.s could stomach. Instead they voted for a 28 day limit.

Tony Blair should now resign. He has lost all credibility and his leadership is in tatters.

 

15th October 2005

 

Here's a funny clip from ITVs game show "Catch Phrase" starring Roy Walker.

It's good but it's not right. Click here

 

Roy Walker's website

 

 

13th October 2005

England 2 Poland 0 (England win their group)

Well, I hate to say I told you so. Brilliant performance last night by England against the Poles. England totally dominated the game and played free-flowing, stylish football. What a contrast to the Austria game. The key was the inclusion of Ledley King and Shaun Wright-Phillips to the midfield. King totally dominated the middle of the park and provided much needed defensive cover for Frank Lampard's forward runs. Shaun Wright-Phillips brought attacking pace and ran rings around the Polish defence. England looked like world-beaters and I feel this bears out my comments made in this column on September 19th. England's two scorers were Michael Owen and Frank Lampard.

I was annoyed that young Peter Crouch was booed by a small minority of England supporters when he came on for Shaun Wright-Phillips. I thought he played well in the Austria game which was after all his first start in an England shirt. Give the lad a chance!

BBC Sport Match Report

Wayne Rooney fends off the Poles.

 

12th October 2005

Have you seen that the nasty BBC have stopped production of the last series of Bottom? How dare they? How much cash have they made out of the DVDs?

Apparently the feminist management don't like it because it's not touchie feelie enough.

I'm writing a formal letter of complaint to the Beeb's board of governors and I suggest that you all do the same. This will tie them up in oodles of red tape as each complaint has to be dealt with in triplicate along a set procedure. If enough of us write they may have to reconsider their policy. If not they will carry on with their leftie feminist policies and rob us of anything worth watching. I'm not against women or equality, I am against the politically correct feminist dogma currently in vogue at the Beeb. Don't forget it's we, the public, who pays the licence fee!

 

9th October 2005

England 1 Austria 0

England have just had an escape that Houdini would have been proud of. First there was a lucky win against Austria after a very lacklustre performance and then there was the victory by Holland over The Czech Republic. These two events have guaranteed England's qualifications for the World Cup finals in Germany next year.

My own view of the situation can be found in my comments in this column on 19th September and I stand by my opinion that the captaincy should go to John Terry and I think that a large contingent within the England squad share my opinion. It is my belief that two camps now exist within the team. On one side are Sven and Beckham and on the other are the "Chelsea boys."

I dread to think what will happen if these matters are not resolved before Germany. Personally I'm with John Terry.

 

4th October 2005

I'm very sad to learn of the death of comedy legend Ronnie Barker. For anyone my age Mr. Barker was a constant TV companion as I grew up. The Two Ronnies, with Ronnie Corbett, was the comedy mainstay of the BBC during the seventies and eighties. His other masterpiece was as Norman Stanley Fletcher in the series "Porridge."

Masters of the comedy art like Ronnie Barker are irreplaceable and will be sadly missed.

Ronnie Barker

It's goodnight from me and farewell to him.

Full story and tribute from the BBC

 

20th September 2005

I strongly recommend the DVD by Dave vonKleist," 911 In Plane Sight." The film raises some unsettling questions about the terrible events of September 11th, 2001.

I must admit to some disquiet myself following these events. It always struck me as odd that all the World Trade Centre buildings dropped perfectly despite the damage being concentrated on one side of the buildings as you'd expect after a plane had flown into them. I'm not a structural engineer but I should of thought that the buildings should have toppled over asymmetrically rather than drop perfectly to the ground.

I wonder if these buildings were rigged with demolition charges following the earlier terrorist attacks in 1993? NO! NO! NO! I hear you squeal. Don't forget that the intention of the 1993 bombers was to topple one tower into another which in turn would have fallen into other buildings setting off a domino effect. This could have cleared half of Manhattan. I wonder if the powers that be foresaw another attack and set demolition charges to prevent this happening...... you know just in case. After all, better to lose one tower than a whole bunch of buildings falling on top of each other one after another. Is this a wild idea? Makes you think doesn't it? What would you have done?

It also occurred to me that the lack of CCTV footage from the Pentagon was to say the least surprising. This is the most heavily guarded building in the world and all we see are five frames of distant images none of which show the plane....DAMN. If the plane had hit Mr. Patel's corner shop we'd have had more footage to analyze.

My interest in the murkier side of government started a long time ago. The Kennedy brothers assassinations, Dr. Martin Luther King, Lockerbie, 911 all have that unmistakable aroma of political bulls**t around them. There's something about all of these events and more that just don't add up. Western governments are seeking to watch-over our every move and to this end they listen in., monitor and snoop on ordinary people. These governments say that the so called conspiracy theorists are all paranoid. Well I wonder who is the most paranoid, after all who has all the monitoring stations, CCTV, secret security services, listening posts etc...... at a cost of billions of Pounds/Dollars. Who's watching who?

After great tragedies like Lockerbie, JFK, RFK, Dr King, 911 occur, there are meetings held behind firmly closed doors. Always present are people who are unknown to the public. These dark individuals hold the real power and these people do not have to go on Newsnight to justify their actions. They make decisions and then slip silently away into the night. Discussed at these meetings are two key questions:

1. Who did it?

2. Who shall we blame?

The answers to question 1 and question 2 are rarely the same. The agenda is "Well, now that it's happened we may as well exploit the situation to our advantage."

We the public are then told the "official" version of events via the controlled mainstream media. After all, it must be true it was on TV.

Or perhaps I'm just paranoid?

Get me my medication nurse! I think I'm having one of my funny turns.

 

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19th September 2005

My team Sheffield United are going strong this season and we won again on Saturday against Watford. I think the new signings are really making a difference. You can read all the latest news courtesy of my brother Peter's website by clicking here.

 

Steve and Monty

While on the subject of footie I'd like to put forward my own two penny-worth regarding the current England problems. It seems to me that the team has a fundamental lopsidedness. This is because David Beckham is captain and therefore an automatic choice. This means that the team formation has to fit in around him regardless of the strengths and weaknesses of the opposition.

Solution? Give the captain's armband to John Terry. What do you have against David Beckham I hear you ask? Absolutely nothing, he's a great player but his presence as captain creates major problems.

John Terry only plays in one position i.e. centre back. England's problems revolve around the mid-field and forward positions. David is currently playing wide right and pings the ball forward for Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney. Problem is both of them are short and the opposition's 6'4'' center-backs have little trouble beating both of them in the air.

Solution? We need a big lad up front for flick-ons and to operate as a holding player for Michael or Wayne to run on to. Liverpool's "bean-pole" Crouchy would be my choice or even Marlon Harewood from West Ham.

If we are playing Michael and Wayne together we should play with Shaun Wright-Phillips instead of David Beckham. Shaun has amazing pace and is not a welcome sight for lumbering Centre-Backs. Personally I would not play Michael and Wayne together unless we're playing with three up front. I would play one of them with a big lad as a centre forward unless we were playing 4-3-3 with Wayne playing just behind the two forwards. Obviously this would be a very attacking formation which would allow Beckham and Wright-Phillips a good target for crosses.

I would also alternate between Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard. Steven and Frank are two of the best mid-fielders in the world without any doubt but I would not play them together because they both like to push forward which makes us vunerable to quick counter-attacks. Frank plays his role at Chelsea aided and abetted by Makele who in my opinion is an unsung hero. Steven has the same help at Liverpool with Hamman. Their role is to watch the back-door when Frank and Steven get forward. In the England set-up we don't have this and that's why we're leaking goals from quick counter-attacks.

I'd use Nicky Butt or young Scott Parker for the Makele/Hamman role.

To recap........it's Beckham or Wright Phillips, Rooney or Owen and Gerrard or Lampard but not both at the same time. England have been guilty of picking the eleven top players and then trying to squeeze them into a makeshift formation. It doesn't work because football is a team game and the formation and tactics override any superstar.

My normal team selection would be:

Paul Robinson in goal,

Defenders: Gary Neville (or Jamie Carragher or Luke Young or Phil Neville), Rio Ferdinand, John Terry (Captain), Ashley Cole

Midfield: Joe Cole, Frank Lampard (or Steven Gerrard), Scott Parker, Ledley King (or Nicky Butt), Shaun Wright-Phillips (or David Beckham)

Strikers: Crouch (or Marlon Harewood), Michael Owen (or Wayne Rooney) or even Darren Bent.

I don't think Mr. Eriksson reads my Diary Page so I don't suppose we'll ever see this take place. Oh well, just shows what I know about football.

 

10th September 2005

The blame business continues in the USA and head of FEMA, Michael Brown, has been "transferred" to other duties. Brown is clearly the sacrificial lamb but I think they have targeted the wrong person. "Blundering" Blanco is to blame and I notice she is keeping a low profile. She holds the position of Governor and as such must take responsibility for the lack of local action.

 

9th September 2005

I am shocked to learn that President (sic) Blair and the British government have not donated any aid to the hurricane appeal. Seems odd to me as Tony Blair keeps telling us that the USA are our closest allies. Strange then that he's not seen fit to put his money where his mouth is. Come on Mr. Blair show some support to our friends in America.

In America the dithering Louisiana Governor Kathleen "Blundering" Blanco has done it again! The Mayor of New Orleans has ordered a forced evacuation of the city only to be overruled by "Blundering" Blanco. She's decided that it's still unclear whether the water is unsafe. Well I'm no scientist but the fact that the water has raw sewage, industrial chemicals, gasoline and dead bodies floating in it indicates to me that it is not a healthy a place to be. I would not take a quick dip or use the water as a mouthwash. It's obvious to me that "Blundering" Blanco is miffed that her authority is being undermined and has used this as an opportunity to reassert her own political power. I'd say to her to shove her own ambitions and look after the people's safety first.

In contrast to Governor Kathleen Blanco's pathetic performance is the very impressive Lt. General Russell Honore as he continues his great efforts to get some semblance of order to the proceedings. The good General is mightily impressive and it is clear that he should be in overall charge as he has the leadership abilities to run the show. Within minutes of his arrival last week he conducted a detailed briefing to the press and he gave a complete and detailed situation report identifying all the major problems and their solutions. He is the kind of man who people follow because it is clear to everyone that he knows his business.

The Dynamic Lt. General Russell Honore

CNN Interview with LT. Gen. Honore

 

8th September 2005

England lost to Northern Ireland last night 1-0. Here's a football tip Mr. Eriksson....the diamond formation doesn't work. Of course for me this defeat doesn't matter because I was born in County Down, Northern Ireland, so "Top of the mornin' to yuz all."

This dual identity is quite useful to me at times but it also has its drawbacks. A few years ago whenever I went abroad I was met at Passport Control and greeted as if I were the IRA's top man. The mere sight of my birthplace marked in my passport prompted a thorough search and an intimate meeting with the Customs man's sniffer dog. Can't say I blame them really because if I'd have been charged with guarding the country I'd have done the same. Having had this experience I can't understand why Muslim people are complaining that they are being targeted for police searches on the transport system in London. Various ethnic minority whingers are saying that only 40% of searches are being carried out on white people. I should point out that none of the bombers were white so this 40% represents discrimination (or political correctness) against whites not Asians/Arabs. When my Customs friend was searching me he did it because my passport said that I was born in Northern Ireland. Given that he was searching for Irish terrorists it was more logical to look at me as a possible IRA man rather than the black, eighty-year old, Afro-Caribbean woman standing behind me in the queue. It's called common sense and has nothing to do with racism.

 

7th September 2005

You can tell that the situation in the New Orleans area is getting better because the celebrity rush has started. Famous faces have begun to appear on the scene. I'm sure that some of them are sincere but I'm equally convinced that some celebs (and politicians) turn up to milk the publicity. If they really want to help they can best do this by writing a large cheque from their huge personal fortunes. I also notice that the female reporters have arrived complete with their designer combat gear. Last week when things were really rough the reporters were exclusively male but now that order has returned the women have arrived screaming "Quick find me a baby to cradle, we're on in thirty seconds."

The media eh!

Mind you I also think that the desperate reports made by Shepard Smith and Geraldo Rivera on Fox News undoubtedly speeded up the response to the terrible plight of the victims (mainly poor and black- in America this is more or less the same thing). Their coverage has been first class and I'm appalled by the spiteful criticism by Alassandra Stanley of The New York Times regarding Geraldo's actions. Where was she during this terrible time? Safely in New York fiddling with her luxury apartment's air conditioning control no doubt or possibly shopping for urgently needed shoes! Well done Geraldo and Shepard Smith for bringing people all over the world the real story on the ground.

Vacationing politicians have suddenly woken up because of the terrible news that their popularity polls were down two points. This devastating revelation prompted the immediate launch of an armada of helicopters to the area. Fingers were removed from the collective political ass and things began to get going at long last. So I say well done Shepard and Geraldo, good show!

Fox News website

 

An English view of New Orleans by The Kinks' Ray Davies

 

5th September 2005

Things seem a lot better in New Orleans and surrounding areas because the US military have arrived on the scene. Now that generals are running the show and not politicians things have got moving. Most people have been evacuated to safety although there is still much to do. The military response is indeed impressive and it's obvious that this should have been done much earlier. The military are used to operating on this scale and their ability to get men and equipment to the area is indeed amazing.

Help at last! Soldiers unload bottled water.

 

Man Of Action - Lt. General Russell Honore. A true leader of men.

CNN Interview with LT. Gen. Honore

 

Woman Of Inaction - Governor Kathleen Blanco - A Waste Of Space!

 

With all the troops and resources being sent to New Orleans let's hope that Al Quaida don't take the opportunity to mount another attack on the United States. Just the sort of thing those scumbags would do.

 

3rd September 2005

The questions I asked two days ago are now being echoed in America. Five days after the hurricane struck and mothers with babies, hospital patients and old people are still left in New Orleans to fend for themselves. Not good enough Mr. Bush! One of your predecessors, Harry S. Truman, once said about the office of President of the United States "The buck stops here."

Indeed!

The performance of Louisiana governor Kathleen Blanco has been woeful. Her appearance on Fox News projected the leadership qualities of a wet lettuce. She mumbled her way through the interview and looked like a deer caught in the headlights. It's obvious that her approach to the oncoming hurricane was "let's wait and see" and it appears that little preparation was done. This is a complete contrast to Mayor Rudy Giuliani after The World Trade Centre disaster. His strong leadership was inspirational.

A REAL LEADER. FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR RUDY GIULIANI

 

Here's what Michael Moore says

 

1st September 2005

I've been watching the terrible TV pictures of the aftermath of hurricane Katrina which struck the Gulf Coast area of the USA around New Orleans. I've noticed that most of the people who were unwilling or unable to evacuate the region were black Americans. When you watch the crowds there is hardly a white face to be seen. I suspect that white middle-class Americans found it easier or were more able to leave the danger area. I'm not sure what to make of this.

People sheltering in the New Orleans Superdome following the hurricane.

Full story

 

 

31st August 2005

I've watched two programmes in the series "Don't Get Me Started" ( Channel 5 Tuesday 7:15 pm). Excellent TV I say. This week's episode was written and presented by Rosie Boycott and was on the subject of false, public demonstrations of grief. Most famous of these public outpourings was seen following the death of Princess Diana. As you know this is a subject near to my ranting heart. The nauseating sight of people blubbering in public (the more public the better) was more than I could bear.

Princess Diana was a spoilt, self-obsessed, manipulative member of the aristocracy and the idea that she did any work for charity is a joke. She wallowed in the attention that linking herself to a good cause created. She shamelessly manipulated the media and gullible members of the public for reasons of self-publicity. Don't forget that this woman was born into one of the wealthiest aristocratic families in Britain. She then married into the wealthiest and most powerful family in the land. Her qualification for this was that she was the only female member of this elite club who was still "Virgo Intacto." Since this is a minimum requirement for a possible future Queen this left Prince Charles with little choice when picking a whelping bitch to produce the future heir to the throne.

Diana was a woman who lived her entire life enjoying wealth and privilege although you wouldn't think so if you listened to her constant whining. She wanted the whole world to feel sorry for her and she ruthlessly manipulated the media to achieve this. Her motivation was self-interest and self-obsession.

So why did ordinary people choke the streets to lay flowers and blubber in public? The answer is to get attention and attempt to elevate their own importance. The common factor in these cases of public grief is the attendance of TV cameras and press lensmen. Take away the cameras and no-one will turn up to lay flowers. In people's minds is the possibility that they may appear on TV or have a story to tell with themselves portrayed as "Johnny On The Spot."

It's all part of the "Look At Me" culture endemic in Britain today. People cannot separate fact from fiction because their empty lives revolve around TV. The mindless crap that mainstream TV channels churn out to satisfy their equally mindless viewers seems endless. People in Britain are obsessed with celebrity culture and the latest attention-seeking moronic occupants of the Big Brother house and have little interest in the real issues that should concern all citizens.

My call to my fellow Britons is WAKE UP!

 

30th August 2005

Suddenly, everyone in the country is a cricket fan! Strange as last year they were all converted to rugby....until England's fortunes dipped. This has become something of an oddity of late as a lot of the new fans are women. These new converts to the sport don't even know the rules of cricket and most don't care, all they need is a winning team to follow. So next week the sport of choice may well be chess or even tiddlywinks, as long as England are winning of course!

 

22nd August 2005

The poor result in Denmark last week is still on the minds of the nation's back-page pundits. Doom and gloom pervade and many a voice is shouting for the instant removal of Sven. What rubbish. It was only a friendly and as such many of our top boys were playing carefully to avoid injury. I can just imagine Sir Alex Ferguson's reaction if Rio Ferdinand had of picked up a serious injury after lunging into a tackle. The hairdryer would be at maximum power and poor old Rio would have to go into hiding. So come on lads give it a rest and let's see what happens in the Wales game before you go completely hysterical.

 

 

20th August 2005

Happy Birthday to my son Sean. I miss you and Daniel very much.

 

18th August 2005

In the news yesterday was a "leaked" report which came out with a different version of events surrounding the unfortunate shooting of an innocent Brazilian man, Jean Charles de Menezes. It appears that the earlier reports regarding the alleged suspicious behaviour and clothing he was wearing were completely unfounded. Menezes was wearing a thin denim jacket and not the large quilted garment earlier reported. Nor did he vault the barrier and run down the stairs into the station as reported by many witnesses. It is obvious that so many people cannot be telling the same lie so, as Sherlock Holmes said, if people give conflicting descriptions of a man they are simply describing two different men. My take on what actually happened is as follows.

Firstly it is clear to me that the man reported as wearing the large quilted coat, as seen by many witnesses, was most likely a surveillance officer following the Brazilian man. The officer was wearing this large coat to hide his bulletproof jacket and radio equipment. This officer ran into the station and vaulted the ticket barrier in pursuit of Mr. Menezes. He was closely followed by a group of armed men dress in police clothing. The witnesses assumed (incorrectly) that the plain clothed surveillance officer was being chased by the group of police personnel. In fact they were following the surveillance officer to assist him and he in turn was following Mr. Menezes. Witnesses tried to make sense of the situation after they found out that a man had been shot whilst fleeing police. Their minds wrongly concocted this version of the truth which led to the wrong story being put out by the media. The police never related this story, it was offered by the witnesses via the media.

Secondly, in my opinion, the officers who shot the man were not policemen at all but were SAS men. The method of operation is hallmark SAS. It is unlikely that a civilian policeman would be psychologically able to carry out a shoot without warning policy. The large number of rounds found in Mr. Menezes' body (seven in the head and one in the shoulder) indicate military counter-terrorist tactics.

I should emphasize that these are only my opinions and that I have no concrete information either way. I would suggest that you at least think about my reading of the situation.

In many ways these events bring back memories of Gibraltar and the shooting dead of three IRA terrorists by the SAS in March 1988. These terrorist kill innocent people without hesitation, a fact lost of the various media "wise after the event" pundits. Counter-terrorist personnel (SAS or police) have to make decisions based on the best information available at the time. If they hesitate or use too much caution dozens of innocent people may die. For this reason they cannot hesitate and must on occasions appear to overreact. "If only" doesn't bring people back from the dead. Mistakes will be made but that's the nature of counter-terrorism and it's the terrorists' actions and behaviour that set the agenda and influence the rules of engagement.

I feel sorry for the Menezes family and I too mourn their son. But now is not the time for witch-hunts. Britain faces a terrible enemy and we must not weaken our resolve. How would you feel if a police or SAS man dithered and allowed a terrorist time to explode his bomb and a member of your family was killed in the resulting explosion. You'd ask "Why didn't you shoot him?"

Full Story Here

 

17th August 2005

I have followed the story in the media regarding a study that has found that one in twenty five men in Britain are rearing a child that is not his thinking that it is. The story is interesting in that it bears out my comments expressed elsewhere on this site and it also shows the media bias in favour of women. Nowhere in the media was it mentioned that this problem is the result of female deception. We all know that there is a media eleventh commandment which states "Thou shalt not criticize women." Instead the story was treated as if these situations are innocent mistakes and endless hairy feminists where brought out to extoll their view that the whole thing is a result of women being victimized or the result of a mistake.

What a load of crap! The situation is like this:

Married woman has an affair.....

Married woman gets pregnant by her boyfriend.....

Married woman tells husband the baby is his.

Married woman gets hubby to pay for the child's upbringing (even following a divorce).

That's it, simple as that.

Women do this because for them it's a "cake and eat it" situation. She can have her fun with other men and then get hubby to pick up the financial tab including paying maintenance following a divorce (isn't that obtaining money by deception?). Women have done this for centuries and are adept deceivers. They always have been and always will be.

My solution? DNA tests before a birth can be registered. At the moment the law accepts the mother's word as to who the child's father is and the man named has to pay. Not good enough!

 

8th August 2005

I am puzzled by the contrast in which the two recent murders of Richard Whelan and Anthony Walker have been reported. Both are despicable crimes but I've noticed a complete difference in reporting styles. Anthony's murder has been called, quite rightly, a "racist attack" because it was carried out by white men on a black man. However, Richard's murder has not been reported as a race attack at all despite the crime being carried out by a black man. Indeed this fact has hardly been mentioned and positively suppressed by the police and the media. There has hardly been any coverage of Richard's murder compared to Anthony's and I wonder if this is because of political correctness and a reluctance to report a murder carried out by a member of an ethnic minority. To me murder is murder and both crimes are equally vile regardless of the colour of the victim's skin.

Richard Whelan's story

5th August 2005

There has been a certain amount of speculation in the press recently regarding Mr. Blair's future. As you know I'm not a big fan of our current Prime Minister as he appears to be as right-wing as Mrs. Thatcher. He's certainly done nothing to unravel the mess she made of our once fair country.

In Britain we have problems with state pensions, public transport, education, The Health Service etc. etc. All are said to be in crisis. They are actually simply starved of investment mainly because of Mrs. T who decided that the electorate would be stupid enough to vote for her if she gave away tax cuts. She claimed that this would put money back into our pockets....which was true but only temporarily. The tax cuts (and more) were quickly gobbled up by massive inflation in the housing market which has lumbered us all with very high mortgages. The only beneficiaries to this policy are money lenders (banks) and land owners (the aristocracy). Therefore, Thatcher's American-style free economy never worked here and has in turn left the average British family with massive debts to pay and pathetic, under-funded public services. We are caught in an economic no-man's land between American free-enterprise and European socialism. The result for ordinary Brits is chaotic.

In Europe they currently enjoy cheaper housing and still have great public services for which they pay higher taxes. Good hospitals, better schools, free universities, superb public transport are all the norm. Interest rates are only 2% compared to our 4.5%. We are told how well our economy is doing but we the ordinary people don't seem to benefit from this. This is why there has been a mass British exodus across the Channel to France and Spain.

I actually believe that in her mind Mrs. Thatcher thought that her policies would be good for Britain but she grossly miscalculated the effect that her actions would have on house prices and Britain's wider economy. America is a huge country compared to ours and they don't have 95% of their land owned by a few aristocratic families who can hold the rest of us to ransom. Therefore, the monetarist policies over there have not caused the high house prices we've had here. The basics of life are much cheaper and their economy is in no way similar to ours.

Mr. Blair's government has kept taxes at the same level despite the fact that he knows that this is causing severe problems in our society. He has shown no moral courage in this respect. He is terrified of higher interest rates because he knows that this would show up Thatcherism for what it is. That's why our armed forces are in Iraq in order to control the supply of oil and prevent oil-inflation which would lead to higher interest rates.

Personally I think Blair will depart before the end of the year and embark on a lucrative lecture tour of America after he's written his autobiography of course. I've taken the liberty of suggesting a title "Tony Blair- Political Chameleon"

Good Riddance to him I say!

 

In closing I'd like to pay my own respects to Mr. Edward Heath, Prime Minister from 1970 - 74. By current standards he was a socialist and I always respected him as good man and a committed Parliamentarian. He will be sadly missed.

 

The Rt Hon. Edward Heath

1916 - 2005

 

Facts about Mr. Heath

 

26th July 2005

The hunt continues for the London bombers. British stoicism remains undaunted as a few nutters with exploding backpacks will not intimidate the majority of the public. In Britain we are used to the various terrorist campaigns that have been waged against us over the years. The attitude here is to sweep away the broken glass and open as usual.

After 9-11 the Americans completely freaked-out and for a while many people were reluctant to travel on airplanes. That's because terrorism was a new experience for our American cousins. Not so here in Dear Old Blighty. The traditional battle cry of "Open as usual" rings out along the highways and byways of our fair land and it's very much business as usual. Nor have the non-Muslim section of our community blamed the peaceful followers of Islam. We aren't that stupid as it's transparently obvious that's the whole intention of the terrorists. No.....we'll do the British thing and have a cup of tea, talk about cricket with our Muslim friends and get on with our lives in peace.

 

8th July 2005

I'm disgusted by the mindless brutality of the vicious acts of violence perpetrated in London yesterday. The three explosions on the Underground and one on a London bus have sickened everyone although I cannot say I'm surprised. In fact I think we've probably had some lucky escapes already which have been headed off by the security services and not made public. One has to question again our involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan. Our presence there has fuelled the hotbed of hatred for the West that already existed in these countries. Indeed many Britons question Tony Blair's enthusiasm for this American led policy. New Labour lost over a million votes at the last election and I'm sure the "Iraq factor" was the cause.

Of course this in no way excuses these evil actions and I feel for the poor people who were directly affected particularly the relatives of those who were killed and the people so horribly injured. I can only hope that the culprits are soon brought to justice and that the full weight of the law is used against them.

 

Aftermath: The devastated London bus at Tavistock Square.

 

Blasts occurred:

* Between Aldgate and Liverpool Street tube stations

* Between King's Cross and Russell Square tube stations

* At Edgware Road tube station

* On bus at Tavistock Square

Click here for the full story from the BBC News website

 

6th July 2005

Like most people I watched the Live 8 concerts on Saturday. By and large it was a very good show, I particularly enjoyed Pink Floyd and The Who which I suppose gives away my age. I thought Razorlight were excellent as well. Sheffield's own Def Leppard did a great set from America especially their version of the old Badfinger number "No Matter What." Interesting choice.

Unfortunately Bono did his usual trick of disappearing up his own bottom. I used to like U2 but Bono has been lost in showbiz since the late eighties and I find him to be as sincere as a car salesman's handshake. On that subject I was annoyed by the blatant posing during the concert's final number. A well known female artiste grabbed the nearest black child and clutched him to her in order to get the "money shot" for the Sunday papers. She then moved next to Saint Geldof for the same purpose. We're not stupid we know what you're up to.

Having said all that, I wholeheartedly agree with the motives of Bob Geldof and the others who worked so hard to highlight the problems in Africa. I am worried whether or not the G8 boys will listen. Tony Blair seems full of enthusiasm probably because it has nothing to do with Iraq and is a welcome media distraction. Bush doesn't give a shit because all he's worried about is making the Americans fatter and richer and sod everyone else. He is the world's leader of the biggest snout lobby. This is pretty much the attitude of ordinary Americans as well. America has become very insular which is strange as its population is almost entirely immigrant or immigrant descendant. Only 30% of Americans has a Passport and most never leave the confines of the United States except those members of the armed forces who invade other countries of course.

Only time will tell but I think that the cynical politicians will milk the good publicity while it lasts and then move on having done nothing to help Africa. I hope I'm wrong.

 

Bob Geldof arrives in Scotland for the G8 bash. (Nice suit Bob)

 

Of course the quietest, most modest contributor to the proceedings on Saturday was Bill Gates, the man who has given away more money to charity than anyone else in history. Bill has given away a staggering six billion dollars in all and many good projects have benefited from his generosity. Good on yer Bill. Perhaps the politicians are more likely to listen to Bill than they are to a group of rock stars.

Humanitarian Bill Gates ($6,000,000,000 dollars to charity)

 

1st July 2005

I've just received exclusive footage of our brave lads training in Iraq. You can't win 'em all.

Click here

 

 

27th June 2005

I'm shocked and saddened to learn of the sudden death of "Countdown" presenter and TV journalist Richard Whiteley. Richard was a familiar face to everyone especially those of us who were lucky enough to be brought-up in Yorkshire. He was the presenter of "Calendar" when Yorkshire Television took over from Granada in the late sixties and his nightly visits to our homes was as a trusted friend. Richard went on to host "Countdown" on Channel 4 and I was an avid viewer of the show complete with my cup of tea and a biscuit.

Richard will be greatly missed by everyone especially in his beloved Yorkshire.

Richard Whiteley O.B.E. (1943 - 2005)

BBC tribute

 

15th June 2005

It's been an odd day here in Sheffield. The G8 Finance Ministers are meeting in the city and because of this we mere mortals are not permitted to go anywhere in the city centre due to "Security." In other words our illustrious leaders, who of course were voted for by us, don't wish to have any contact with the general public in case someone should demonstrate their dissatisfaction with the various Governments' policies.

The same principle will apply when the G8 leaders meet in Gleneagles. Personally I reckon the ten mile police cordon is actually there because Tony and his pals will be off playing golf all weekend. Bob Geldof and his mates will arrive and be stopped twenty miles from Tony Blare. Bob's Live 8 concert seems a bit strange to me. The world's wealthiest nations' leaders will get to meet the worlds wealthiest rock stars who in turn will lecture us poor earthlings about how to ration our resources better. Can you spot the irony children? No doubt the rock stars will arrive in their own personal helicopters just in time to tell us off for having a five year old Ford Escort. It's a funny old world.

F*****g Jayzuz it's yer man Bob!

 

Meantime, in California, Michael Jackson is found not guilty on all ten counts. I heard that there's a king sized double bed on e-bay this week......going cheap or will exchange for a single. Hmmmm.

 

Jacko

 

26th May 2005

Well done and congratulations to Liverpool on winning the Champions League final in Istanbul. I bet some newspaper uses the headline "Liverpool's Turkish Delight."

What a fantastic game! Liverpool were 3-0 down at half-time and looked dead and buried. Whatever Mr. Benitez said during the interval team talk it certainly worked, that and a change as Hamman came on for the second half after which Liverpool were a different side. They dragged the score back to 3-3 and forced extra time. No further score meant that the game went to penalties and A.C. Milan folded under the pressure. A great save by Dudek clinched the title for the Anfield lads.

 

Jerzy Dudek is mobbed after his great save that won the match.

 

It was a monumental match and Liverpool won on sheer guts and determination. They have now won the cup five times and as such get to keep it. I can't think of a better place for it than in Liverpool's trophy cabinet. Many congratulations to everyone at Liverpool.

Steven Gerrard with the Champions League trophy

 

 

19th May 2005

I was listening to a radio phone-in earlier today and the subject was a story about a traffic cop who had been let off by a judge despite the fact he'd been clocked at 159 MPH. His excuse, no doubt thought up by the Police Federation lawyer, was that he was testing the car. What for The British Grand Prix? I'm not an anti-police person but this does smack of "don't do as I do, do as I say."

One hears reports of people being fined and points put on their licenses for a mere couple of MPH over the speed limit and this cop overtakes the Starship Enterprise and gets away with it. Seems a bit strange to me. I should of thought that a race track would be a more suitable place to do such speeds.

Smile!

8th May 2005

Well the election is over with, thank god. Tony Blare is back with a much smaller majority (I can hear the sound of knives sharpening). He's had his bottom severely spanked by the electorate who still find him to be suspect in the truth stakes. Funny thing is, though, we were voting for him as well as his "heir apparent" Gordon Brown. It's been a strange campaign really....very negative. I still have not had an answer to the following questions.

1. Why do we in Britain have the lowest state pension in the western world despite the fact that we have the fourth largest economy?

2. Why do we have the highest male retirement age in the western world and why do we have different retirement ages for men and women? No one else does.

3. Why do we have the longest working hours in Europe?

4. Why do we have the least holidays in Europe?

5. Why are our housing costs massively higher than anywhere else in Europe?

6. Why do we spend less per capita on health than any equivalent country in Europe?

7. Why are we loading debt on to our students despite employers telling us they need more graduates?

8. Why do our armed forces have to work with duff equipment?

9. Why have the schools, hospitals, transport and services to old people had to struggle without proper investment?

The answer to all these questions is Mrs. Thatcher. She decided to cut taxes in order to buy election victories in the eighties and in turn all public services were starved of investment as she considered these to be a waste of time and money. What's happened since is that no one will raise tax to invest in these vital services. It's like having to tell someone bad news but somehow you just can't bring yourself to do it. Because of this we've had a Labour government who will not raise tax to invest in schools, hospitals and public transport. The same applies to our state pensions. Of course people have more money in their pay packets but they don't spend the extra cash on a pension plan they use it to buy a new four by four and other luxuries and this extra cash has fuelled massive inflation in the housing market which means that everyone has a larger mortgage.

In the meantime public services are in chaos, state pensions are a joke, transport pathetic and schools are strapped for cash. The only solution to these woes is a rise in taxation and public regeneration projects but no one wants to tell us this painful truth. I saw a documentary recently about pensions. It contrasted the difference between the UK and New Zealand. In New Zealand everyone over sixty gets an excellent state pension and the only criteria to qualify is a ten-year residency rule. This means that everyone over sixty has enough money to live on including women who have not made tax contributions in their own right because they have raised a family.

To do the same in Britain would cost approximately 2p on income tax. Money well spent I'd say. The government here have said they are targeting the poorest pensioners. In practice this means that pensioners who are not getting enough money from their state pension have to fill in umpteen 68-page forms to get the money they need. Many cannot manage this and so live in poverty. The government are aware of this because they know how many benefits are left unclaimed. The answer is a system similar to the one in New Zealand where everyone gets enough money to live comfortably automatically from the state pension and we the people who are working pay for it. We in turn are safe in the knowledge that when we retire we won't have a problem with money. Sounds good doesn't it so why doesn't it happen here? The truth is our government don't have the balls to do it. They do not want to be remembered as the party who raised tax rates so they leave them at a level that is insufficient to maintain the quality of services run by the state. This is Thatcher's real legacy and it will remain so long after her death. Thatcherism has screwed up the quality of life in Britain for ordinary people and will do so until a strong leader comes along who has the "bottle" to do the things I've stated. We in Britain will then get the quality of life that we deserve.

 

21st April 2005

The election campaign is now in full swing and my bullsh*t deflectors are working overtime. Someone once said that we get the politicians we deserve. Well, if that's true we in Britain must have collectively burned down an orphanage at some point. They each claim that they have the answers to all our country's problems. They expect us to believe that they can lower taxes and at the same time increase pensions, invest in The National Health Service and put more police officers on the beat. How does that work then? Lower income and higher expenditure and still balance the books. This is a magic act Paul Daniels would be proud of. I think you're telling me lies again aren't you Mr. Politician . Do you really thing I'm that stupid? Probably, you do, don't you.

 

The Party Leaders
The Right Honourable Anthony Charles Lynton Blair M.P.
The Right Honourable Charles Peter Kennedy M.P.

The Right Honourable Michael Howard Q.C. M.P

 

Labour Party

 

U.K Liberal Democrat Party

 

Conservative Party

Personal History
Personal History
Personal History

Tony spent his early life as a public schoolboy. Later he went into politics after his earlier ambition of being lead guitarist with Led Zeppelin fell through. Here's a tip...don't mention Iraq. Will Tony step-down soon? I think he will within a year. Watch this space.

 

Hobbies?

Playing electric guitar and answering the same old questions about Iraq......though not at the same time.

Favourite band/music?

"Motorhead, Lemmy rules!"

 

Favourite drink? "Anything slimy"

 

Charles, or "Chuck" as he's known to his friends, came to prominence in the TV series "Rab C. Nesbit" playing the role of the drunken vicar.

 

Hobbies?

Being fat and looking tired.

 

Favourite band/music?

"Drinking songs"

 

Favourite drink? "A wee dram if you're buying"

 

 

 

Michael Howard first came to the public's attention when he was a member of the nineties boy band "Take That"

 

Hobbies?

Looking like Dracula. Michael is also president of the Ray Reardon fan club.

Favourite band/music?

"Any death metal man"

 

Favourite drink? "Human blood"

 

 

 

12th April 2005

My thanks go to all those who have left messages on my Guestbook page. I've recently received a message from Peter Hurst from Preston who like me used to work for BT/Post Office Telephones. I've posted his anecdote which reminded me of the good old Commer van and its trick of backfiring. You can read "Buzby's Boys" by clicking on the Buzby poster below. For those who don't know "Buzby's Boys" is my recollections of my time during the late seventies/early eighties when I was with The Post Office Telephones/BT as an engineer. It's just a collection of stories and anecdotes from a time when life was simpler than it is today.

I should like to hear from people who have connections with The Post Office Telephones or BT, or anyone who wants to contact me for any reason. Please E-mail me by clicking on this link:

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8th April 2005

Last month I visited Goathland. No, it's not a brothel in Wales but part of the North Yorkshire Moors Railway (anorak alert). Goathland is better known under its TV name of Adensfield as it's the village where they film the series "Heartbeat." They also used it for the railway scenes in the Harry Potter films.

While I was there I managed to get snowed-in which gave me the opportunity to take some photos of the station and village cloaked in snow. I finally managed to escape the blizzard with the kind assistance of a local farmer and his snow-plough equipped tractor.

 

Goathland Station

more photos of Goathland

 

3rd April 2005

Well done to Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer for behaving like a couple of spoilt children during the match with Aston Villa yesterday. What a pair of tossers! These pampered, overpaid idiots should be ashamed of themselves. They actually have the best job in the world bar none but they behave like a couple of spoilt schoolboys. What a joke.

Graeme Souness should kick them both out of the club. Perhaps they should have a couple of weeks working in a steel works so they'd get a taste of a real job. Perhaps after that experience they'd appreciate how lucky they are.

 

Bowyer and Dyer trade punches (pathetic)

 

Dyer, Mr. Souness and Bowyer.

Full story on the BBC website

 

29th March 2005

 

Good win by England over the weekend. Score line flattered a bit though as Northern Ireland managed to hold England to a 0-0 draw until just after half-time. The first goal went in and Northern Ireland caved in a bit. Final score 4-0.

It's been typical holiday weather this Easter weekend as it's been as miserable as a traffic warden's face. No doubt blistering heat will follow as soon as everyone's back at work. Ah well it is England.

 

7th March 2005

 

I am very sad to have learnt of the death of Rock DJ Tommy Vance who died of a stroke over the weekend. To rock fans, like me, Tommy was a god. This follows the death of John Peel last year and I know that he and Tommy are quite irreplaceable. God bless you Tommy, you will be greatly missed.

 

Tommy Vance

 

BBC tribute to Tommy click here

 

 

4th March 2005

It's been a bit chilly around Sheffield recently. The media have gone overboard by using words like "blizzard" and "crisis." It's actually been neither of these as we've just had some snow showers which is hardly unusual in Britain in February.

More importantly, The Blades were knocked out of the F.A. Cup after two thrilling games with Arsenal. We eventually lost on penalties. The lads played well and we're all proud of the performances.

 

15th February 2005

Today the Kyoto Protocol has been accepted despite the fact that the world's biggest polluters haven't signed up. Bit of a waste of time then? The American, Chinese and Indian governments have given the agreement the cold shoulder and refused to sign. Well they would wouldn't they because they are the world's biggest polluters. This is no surprise as President (chimp-face) Bush has little regard for anything other than his own domestic popularity and the profits of his oil industry buddies. The Americans do not believe that global warming is a problem......well perhaps they will when the Atlantic Ocean is licking round the second floor window of the White House. I always wondered why government buildings are always at the top of a hill. Perhaps these Jackass politicians aren't so dumb after all.

Meanwhile back here in "Dear Old Blightie" (Britain) we've had the rejection of the appeal launched by the fox hunting brigade. This ramshackle alliance of stuck-up toffs, countryside yobs and rural misfits has lost its court battle to get the ban overturned on some made-up legal technicality. Sorry old chap but you'll just have to find something else to amuse you at weekends other than galloping around on horseback with a pack of dogs, tearing old foxy to pieces.

That's tough old boy! Bad show... What!

Personally, I'm not against hunting as such so long as you eat the game/fish you catch.

 

Quotes from interested parties.
"I'm delighted"
"I'm gutted"
"Tally-ho"

 

13th February 2005

 

Great win today against West Ham in the F.A. Cup, we've just the small matter of beating Arsenal next Saturday at Highbury. I recently attended another "Blades Day" as a guest of Alan Palfreyman and The Sun Newspaper at Bramall Lane. You can click here to find out more about the game and my previous "Blades Days."

 

Me and Phil Jagielka

 

12th February 2005

I've just found a great website dedicated to the memory of Fred Dibnah. Fred was a hero of mine and I loved his documentaries which he delivered in his wonderful Bolton accent. Fred was a breath of fresh air in the TV world which it seems is more interested in presentation than content. Fred just told it like it is without worrying about self-image or his marketability. I also liked his old fashioned values and views of life. He was a thoroughly GOOD BLOKE!

He will be sadly missed.

 

Tribute to the late Fred Dibnah

Fred Dibnah 1938 - 2004

 

 

 

23rd January 2005

I've just received the photos from my day out with Sheffield United on the 28th December 2004 as a guest of my old pal Alan Palfreyman and The Sun Newspaper. I had another superb day in the Directors' box at Bramall Lane.

Click here for more details.

 

January 17th 2005

A little snow is in the air around Hanna Towers and this unexpected flurry has sent the Highways Dept into a spin. Everytime I turn on the telly weather report I seem to be greeted with the latest statistic about the coldest this, the windiest that or the warmest whatever. When did they start keeping statistics..... last week? Either that or the global warming / global dimming profits are right. Yes that's the newest scare....global dimming. For those who have not heard of this latest frightener I'll explain. It seems the global warming scientist have underestimated the severity of the problem because the effects are being counterbalanced by global dimming. It's all caused by various methods of pollution but the upshot is we're in the proverbial you know what!

George W. Bush has leapt into action and has bought a bigger car. This is a typical response by the Americans who seem to think that pollution is the responsibility of the emerging nations and nothing to do with they, the Americans, who of course produce 60% of the world's pollution despite accounting for a mere 2% of the total global population. Our greedy American cousins don't think it's their problem and won't entertain any solution that doesn't entail them consuming even more resources. The other day I read that Americans are so obese that 40% of deaths in USA are caused by over-eating.......greedy so and so's!

At this rate soon there won't be any Americans left apart from a few people making fitness videos.

 

Fat Americans and their national sport.

 

The United States....consumers of the year, again!

 

 

George W. Bush with the latest project that he's made all by himself in the remedial class.

 

 

18th January 2005

Happy eighteenth birthday to my son Daniel. I miss you and Sean very much.

 

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