Ten Signs That You're A Grumpy Old Man
1. Jimmy Hill seems to know a lot about football.
2. At your favourite football team's home match, you notice in the programme that you're exactly the same age as the club Chairman.
3. The political power structure of your family has changed. Where once you commanded a healthy majority like the Labour Party, you now seem to have been sidelined to the role of Plyd Cymru and in family matters you exert slightly less influence than your pet budgie.
4. Your children only talk to you to ask for money.
5. No-one wants to watch the same TV programme as you. This means that you spend most of your time in the spare room watching the portable.
6. The kids have taught your once faithful dog to growl at you when you come home.
7. You think the new Ford Mondeo looks like a good car.
8. Your favourite TV channel is UK Gold.
9. You've started wearing cardigans and the only clothes that you think look trendy are the ones in the Oxfam shop.
10. Whenever you go to a shopping centre everyone else seems to be walking towards you even if you turn around and walk the other way.